The other day I remembered something I saw on Showtime’s after midnight programming 20 years ago, a scene from an explicit Ron Jeremy documentary that played one of the more memorable scenes from his porn career. In it, he fucks a girl doggy style while eating cake off her back. Some people wonder what final moments they’ll recall just before passing away. If I had to guess what those moments will be for me, just before the world fades to black, I believe I’ll replay all the fun I had playing with my Hot Wheels City Car Wash playset as a child, and that clip of Ron Jeremy penetrating some 80s porn starlet from behind while groaning from an orgasm with a mouthful of chocolate cake dribbling down his chin.
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